Welcome to my Bali Ha'i     |   home About Me   |   My Family   |   Robots   |   Cute Images   |   Miko Hughes   |   Quotes   |   Max   |   Fun Things   |   Caitlin and Terry   |   Vacation   |   Photo Album   |   Favorite Links   |   Contact Me   |   Stepinac   |   Laboratory   |   Family Relations   |   Poems   |   Pick-up Lines Fun Things These are just some random things I have found on the internet.¤ ¤~*I've Learned*~¤ ¤ I've learned... that just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. ¤ I've learned... That being kind is more important than being right. ¤ I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. ¤ I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. ¤ I've learned... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. ¤ I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. ¤ I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. ¤ I've learned... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. ¤ I've learned... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. ¤ I've learned... That money doesn't buy class. ¤ I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. ¤ I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. ¤ I've learned... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? ¤ I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. ¤ I've learned... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you. ¤ I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds. ¤ I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. ¤ I've learned... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. ¤ I've learned... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. ¤ I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. ¤ I've learned... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. ¤ I've learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. ¤ I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away. ¤ I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. ¤ I've learned... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. ¤ I've learned... That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it. ¤ I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life. ¤ I've learned... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. ¤ I've learned ... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation. ¤ I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. ~*The Greatest Lies of All Time*~ 1. I love you 2. This won’t hurt a bit 3. The check is in the mail 4. I was just going to call you 5. I swear I won’t cum in your mouth 6. Of course I’ll respect you in the morning 7. We have a really challenging assignment for you 8. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you ~Realize It!~ To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. –What A Boyfriend Should Do– Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ears. Kiss her every chance you get. Hold her close when she's cold. When you're alone, hold her close and kiss her. Kiss her on the tip of her nose (it will give her a hint that you want to kiss her). While in the movie, put your arm around her and she will automatically put your head on your shoulder....           then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her gently. When she complains that her neck/shoulders hurt, massage it for her. When people diss her, stand up for her. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart.  Link your fingers together as she rests her eyes. ­Life's Little Lessons­ Life is what you make it...make sunshine! Don't judge a book by its cover.  Some friends come in plain wrappers. In all of life there are choices.  Choose the best you. The opposite of risk is regret.  Take a few and you won't have so mny regrets. People who get what they want - ask! Talk less and listen more.  Thats why we have more ears than mouths. Keep in touch.  Being unforgettable pays off. Life is a degree in psychology. The only person you can change is you.  Love and accept others as they are. Focus on what you are, not on what you aren't. Only when you love yourself can others love you. Look for the sunny side of every rainy day. When you believe in you, others will too. Unconditional love is when others love you in spite of you. ªNo wonder English is so hard to learn...ª -We polish the Polish furniture. -He would lead if he could get the lead out. -A farm can produce produce. -The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse. -The soldier decided to desert the desert. -The present is a good time to present the present. -At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum. -The dove dove into the bushes. -I did not object to the object. -The insurance for the invalid was invalid. -The bandage was wound around the wound. -There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. -They were too close to the door to close it. -The buck does funny things when the does are present. -They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line. -To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. -The wind was too strong to wind the sail. -After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number. -I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes. -I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. -How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? -I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.